April 2012
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richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the dentists appointment and his dentist is flossing his teeth but being very rough about it and so his gums start bleeding and his dentist is like “you need to work on your flossing, Rick” but Rick has been flossing every morning and every…
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I want you to notice when I’m not around.
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I feel so sick right now and I can’t sleep AND I have work in 4 hours.
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You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.
– Chuck Palahniuk
I’m in love with Patrick Watson.
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I love the weather just before a storm hits, it’s so soo nice.
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Hell is other people.
– Jean-Paul Sartre
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*walks into chair*
Me: sorry
Chair:
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A shutter is clicked, a flash goes off, and you’ve stopped time, if just for the...
– One Hour Photo
nicolejanelle:
‘Cause I’ve seen more spine on jellyfish, I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there’s ice on all the roads, and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield.
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips are actually lying
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If I don’t text this kid back in like 2 minutes he’ll send his message again, and again, and again. I don’t understand people like this.
dietchola:
the only reason i leave my house every day is in hopes that maybe i’ll get hit by a car or something
I always think of this while I’m driving.
daint:
WISH I HAD NATURALLY NICE EYEBROWS
blackyogurt:
I think the worst thing is lying. Of course everyone has done it. I just cannot stand it. If you want to upset me, lie to me.
I’m moving out on Friday and I cannot wait!